The longstanding connection to the commys, embodied by a German man by the name of Vene579. The only

way to describe him is through his most majestic linguistics, and by that I mean beautiful quotes:

  • Japanese people are like those people that kick kids off their bicycles and sniff the things they sit on.
  • "It's not about the WOB WOB! It's the lyrics"
  • "Fucking Retard. Go Suck Some Cock. Piss Off"
  • "Every Sunday we take our pickaxes and go hunting for Jews"
  • "We just give the Gays pink stars"

Just a select few from his endless repertoire.

If you ever get the chance to see this fabled creature you must take swift action in to coaxing him on to Teamspeak, and provoking yet more side splittingly funny material.